Category Archives: food and drink
Home invaders
Getting up close and personal with your food
Gooey blob in the middle of the road identified as Stetson man who melted (Humor)
Stetson authorities called in scientists from around the world to help them identify a large gooey puddle that was found in the middle of the road early Wednesday morning. A local resident was walking along, seeking a “Cleary” that had popped up on his “Pokémon Go” app when he slipped in something in the street. […]
Stetson man missing…Last seen being carried away in a cloud of blackflies.
A 46-year-old Stetson man is missing this morning, after going outside to do some yard work. His wife says he had been outside for just a few minutes, when she heard him muttering, and cursing, followed by a cry of surprise. She stepped out onto the porch, and saw him swatting at a large cloud […]
Got a freezer full of fish from last week’s ice fishing trip? You may be breaking the law!
I found a place that makes pizza like it was in the 1970’s!
After I gifted two fish to strangers, I was in for a big surprise!
An open letter of disgust to the Life Savers Candy company…(Warning naughty words implied)
Dear Destroyers of Tradition, WHEN the flippin HECK did the Life Savers Story Books come full of nothing but FIVE MOTHER JUMPING Flavors???? EFF YOU, YOU EFFING MOTHER JUMPERS!!!!!! EFF YOU!!!!! I will never ask Santa for one again! YOU EFFING A-HOLES!!!! Where’s the Butter Rum??? HUH??? Where’s the Tropical Fruit? ANSWER ME! And what […]
McDonald’s new all day menu is causing McMeltdowns in some franchises
On October 6, McDonald’s launched its all day breakfast menu on a national level, and according to a Business Insider report, some franchises are not happy with the new change. They claim that product quality, ticket sales, and productivity are all suffering, and the article quotes one franchisee as saying,”Customers are abandoning us in droves because […]